It's past time to peek inside, but we're having no luck getting in. With no visible screws, we can only assume it's assembled with glue—but ever-increasing amounts of heat and suction haven't helped weaken this phone's hold on the display.

In desperation, we reverse polarity and try some Super Cold.

After a harrowing arctic expedition, it's the back cover that finally loosens first, revealing...

...Nothing! Beneath the giant glue pad, we find only the wrong ends of a couple screws and a midframe assembly.