Arrrgh. We begin the arduous process of carding this underaged battery for substance abuse. In our view, adhesive should be a controlled substance, and only used responsibly.

We know Apple can do better, since we've seen it, like, yesterday.

The central cells seem tougher to remove than in in years gone by. Maybe we're just weaker.

Peeling back the battery reveals... gunk. Either Apple doesn't think you need to replace this battery, or someone accidentally dipped it in tar.