Hey, Goose! (Yes, Maverick?) I feel the need...the need for heat!

We had high hopes for finding some exterior screws on the Air 2—after all, the iPhone 6 Plus proved Apple can do tablet-sized gadgets, without the glue.

Alas, it's not to be—the sleek chassis is utterly devoid of screws.

We are forced to pile on—iOpeners, that is.

We promise to post a blow-by-blow description of this thoroughly technical opening procedure at a later date.