Yes, we love tearing devices apart, but the TV-shattering, Wii Remote-related accidents around the office are getting out of hand. It's time to explore alternative remote options, and what better place to start than the Wii U?

IBM Power®-based multi-core processor

AMD Radeon-based High Definition GPU

8 GB or 32 GB internal storage with external USB storage and external USB hard drive support

6.2 inch, 854 x 480 pixels LCD touch-screen with motion control and front-facing camera

Near-Field Communication (NFC) functionality